The 10 Tourist Commandments

1. Thou shalt not expect to find things as thou hast them at home for thou hast left home to find things different
   
2. Thou shalt not take anything TOO seriously for a care free mind is the beginning of a fine holiday.
   
3. Thou shall not let other tourists get on thy nerves for thou art paying out good money to enjoy thyself
   
4. Remember to take only half the clothes thou thinks thou needs and twice the money.
   
5. Know at all times where thy passport is for a person without a passport is a person without a country.
   
6. Remember that if we had been expected to stay in one place we would have been created with roots
   
7. Thou shalt not worry for he that worrieth hast no pleasure. Few things are ever fatal.
   
8. When in Rome thou shalt be prepared to do somewhat as the Romans do.
   
9. Thou shalt not judge the people of a country by one person who hast given thee trouble.
   
10. Remember thou art a guest in other lands and he that treateth his host with respect shall be honoured.